He remembers a time from long ago
Once before in his life when he felt normal
He felt normal
He remembers a time from long ago
Once before in his life when he felt normal
He felt normal
But it was long ago
And it was just that one time
Hey diddle diddle
The cat had a fiddle
But he schnarfed it all away
Little Bo Beep
S’posed to count sheep
But she’s Instagramming all day
Little Jack Horner
Was sat in a corner
Hoping for some kids to play
But they said he’s too autistic and his mother wouldn’t miss him
So let’s kill him for being too gay
But it was long ago
And it was just that one time
Twinkle twinkle little screen
Tell me how you’ll make me a star
Then make me buy sh*t that I really don’t need
Before you tell me how ugly we are
Bah bah black sheep
Wah wah scope creep
Corruption only gets you so far
Jack and Jill never took the pill
Now she’s pregnant
But she’s drunk at the bar
But it was long ago
And it was just that one time
Mary Mary the world’s gotten scary
No matter which side of the game
Ring a ring a rosies
Rings through our noseys
Tryna make us all think the same
Incy wincy spider
Make the roads wider
Let’s burn it all with gasoline flame
Jack’s on his bean stalk
All we do is talk talk
While the world’s going insane
But it was long ago
And it was just that one time…