I promise I will be
The president of peace
While Bibi and me
F*ck up the Middle East
Leaving some to wonder
If maybe I’m the beast
Hang on, this word just in
It’s a new press release
Drill, baby, drill!!
That’s my message to you.
I’ll give you back the coal
For lots more burning to do
I’m telling no lies
I’m just reframing the “truth”
While fake media’s gettin’ fixin’
For hittin’ the roof
I’m the most bestest man
That ever did man
I’ll do despicable things
That no one else would or can
As long as it’s about me
I’ll stand where you say to stand
Who gives a f*ck for the constitution
The rule of law
Or the common man
And it seems to me
It’s a common refrain
Not just limited to
The carrot’s spray-tan poisoned brain
F*ck the will of the people
What’s in it for me to gain
Not like taxpayers are humans
To whom I’m supposed to explain
Ice Ice baby
Is a zero sum game
Ice Ice baby
Masked bigots dodging blame
Ice Ice baby
Is a nation’s ugly stain
Ice Ice baby
Let’s make America racist again