I kissed a frog and I liked it
[A fairy tale about not contracting Herpes]
I kissed a dog and I liked it
[A story involving you and a non-public domain cartoon character who my lawyers said I may not name here]
I chewed a log and I liked it
[A story about a newly hired dam-building beaver]
I cleaned a bog and I liked it
[A story about joining a union for plumbers]
I killed a hog and I liked it
[A story about a very specific type of hero
who goes about bringing karma to the morons
who egotistically insist on staying in the overtaking lane]