One Two
Freddy’s after you
Three Four
Lift that cleavage a little more
Five Six
Lip-ice lips for the licks
Seven Eight
This is not your average date
Nine Ten
Hope you make it home alive again
Eleven Twelve
Freddy’s hoping to shelve
Thirteen Fourteen
The image of him as a washed-up horror figurine
Fifteen Sixteen
Searching for his razor-sharp Queen
Seventeen Eighteen
Will she like Kidney or Spleen?
Nineteen Twenty
Freddy’s excited and saved up plenty
Twenty-One Twenty-Two
Polished blades and shined-up shoes
Twenty-Three Twenty-Four
Nervous, with flowers at her door
Twenty-Five Twenty-Six
Oh! She really likes Appendix!
Twenty-Seven Twenty-Eight
There’s lots of blood – date’s going great
Twenty-Nine Thirty
An accidental touch in a killing spree
Thirty-One Thirty-Two
A jolt of energy pass right through
Thirty-Three Thirty-Four
New lovers engaged in acts of gore
Thirty-Five Thirty-Six
And she brought coins for the river Styx!
Thirty-Seven Thirty-Eight
Freddy’s sure he’s found his mate
Thirty-Nine Forty
That’s a good body count for a dating spree
Forty-One Forty-Two
She turns to kiss – Freddy misses his cue
Forty-Three Forty-Four
Greetings turn awkward at her door
Forty-Five Forty-Six
He misquotes lines from Jimi Hendrix
Forty-Seven Forty-Eight
But the date went well and she’s willing to wait
Forty-Nine Fifty
Freddy’s home and super chatty
Fifty-One Fifty-Two
Nothing I can really do
Fifty-Three Fifty-Four
Than hear his story again and some more
Fifty-Five Fifty-Six
And on and on about the sexy appendix
Fifty-Seven Fifty-Eight
Turns to me – says it’s getting late
Fifty-Nine Sixty
Ends the last witness as he kills m…..