Good evening everybody
It’s time once more
For the 8 o’ clock news
We’re here for your resetting
And for straightening out
Your views
In this evening’s top story
An interesting piece
About an abandoned cruise
A mutiny aboard H.M.S. Gluttony
And desertion
By its Chinese crew
Apparently Opium wasn’t cutting it
As compensation
For payments due
And experiments in their addiction
Only proved
What we know to be true
That common man will choose escape
From what elites
Put commoners through
With constant profiteering
Power-plays
And the exploiting they do
So when reality comes calling
And the Chinese take it back
For being royally screwed
Don’t act so shocked and surprised my Royal darlings
It was you
For whom this payback has accrued